Adult Jokes
Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun
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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.
Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.
Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha
Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”
Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
Ek Aadmi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jata Tha Aur Wahan Ki Sabhi Randiyo Ko Chod Chuka Tha.
Uska Beta Bhi Usi Ke Upar Gaya Tha, Jab Wo Bada Hua To Wo Bhi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jane Laga.
Uske Baap Ko Usper Shak Ho Gaya, Usne Ladke Se Gusse Mein Kaha.
Baap: “Jab Tu Raat Ko Ghar Mein Aata Hai To Mujhe Apni Ungli Sunghaya Kar”
Ladka Bola: “Theek Hai, Papa”
Dusre Din Ladka Raat Ko Aaya
Baap Ne Kaha: “Ungli Sungha”
Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.
Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Sunita‘ Ke Paas Gaya Tha Na?”
Ladka Hairan Hokar Bola: “Haan”
Teesre Din Phir Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.
Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Kavita‘ Ke Pass Gaya Tha Na?”
Ladke Ne Kaha: “Haan”
Chouthe Din Phir Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.
Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Reshma‘ Ke Paas Gaya Tha Na?”
Ladke Ne Kaha: “Haan”
Ladka Pareshan Ho Gaya. Vo Samajh Gaya Ki Mera Baap Purana Khiladi Hai.
Ladke Ne Agle Din Apne Baap Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi Aur Ek Bhains Ki Choot Mein Ungli Daal Di.
Raat Ko Ghar Gaya To Baap Ne Kaha: “Mujhe Apni Ungli Sungha”
Ladke Ne Jaise Hi Ungli Sunghai, Baap Ne Jor Se Ladki Ki Maa Ko Awaaj Lagai.
Baap: “Arri Sunti Ho, Jara Mera Naya Kurta Lana, Bazaar Mein Koi Nayi Chiz Aayi Hai, Souda Kar Ke Aata Hoon“
Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai.
Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata.
Difference Between Stamina And Energy:
Energy – “Khade Lund Par Gile Towel Ko Tangna”
Stamina – “Towel Ke Sukhne Tak Lund Ko Khada Rakhna“
A Young Man Goes Into A Drug Store To Buy Condoms.
The Pharmacist Says The Condoms Come In Packs Of 3, 9 Or 12 And Asks: “Which One You Want?”
He Said: “I Want The Condoms Because Tonight My & My Girlfriend Are Having Dinner With Her Parents, And Then We’re Going Out.
And I’ve Got A Feeling I’m Gonna Get Lucky After That. Once She’s Had Me, She’ll Want Me All The Time, So You’d Better Give Me The 12 Pack.
The Young Man Makes His Purchase And Leaves. Later That Evening, He Sits Down To Dinner With His Girlfriend And Her Parents.
He Asks If He Might Give The Blessing And They Agree. He Begins The Prayer, But Continues Praying For Several Minutes.
The Girl Leans Over To Him And Says: “You Never Told Me That You Were Such A Religious Person”
The Boy Leans Over To Her And Whispers: “You Never Told Me That Your Father Is A Pharmacist.
Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,
Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”
Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola
Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“